Let me first start by saying I will never give out anyone's real name or information.
So, my first date with Big Nose.
We had planned on meeting in a week, on a Friday at my local cafe/bar. But on the Friday before, I discovered how many nice men there are in Denver willing to buy a girl a shot. Well, several Red Bull and Vodkas and many many shots later, I sent Big Nose a text. I wish I had saved those texts, because according to him, they were very hard to decipher. I ended up asking him to come meet me that night instead a week from then. He agreed, and somehow managed to find me through my typos via text.
We meet. Big Nose. Not so big big that it is unattractive. Just a big nose. And amazing hair. Amazing dark thick hair. I see him and give him a hug. He is my height...maybe an inch, half an inch taller (so he lied on his profile? Or I don't know my real height.) I believe we went to a private area to talk and drink some more. I found out later that I spilled my whole life story to him in that sitting, and he pretty much did the same thing. That's a big no-no in my book. But I blame it on the shots.
At some point I ended up kissing him. I'm sure he was grosed out because I am a smoker (currently on the path to quit-woohoo!!). So as the night ended he said he would follow me home to make sure I got in alright. Well, he did. But he didn't leave at the door. I pulled him in...and well things got heated. He said he had to leave around 2am maybe, and I thought, eh. OK. A one nighter. Not really my style (I say that grinning..and laughing, becuase I won't lie...it happens).
I'm in target shopping the next morning, when he sends me a text. "Mornin" whoa. Shocker. I had to ask him a few questions about what happened because I couldn't remember all the details. But, he said he wanted to get together again. Hmm...not a typical guy in my opinion, at least not from experience. I agreed to the second date....which I will write about more later...as the stories just get better and better from Big Nose.
My advice girls: don't drink and text. I want an app on my phone that asks me a series of questions to find out how drunk I am. If I am over the legal limit-it won't let me text a dude. And obviously don't drink and drive. He said I was doing 50 in a 25. Thank god I didn't get busted for that.
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